Have you ever been really drunk when it wasn’t quite appropriate, and convincingly tried to act sober?
You manage to convince yourself of your sobriety immediately, (Pah, thish ish totally buhlievibble) but others who are not suffering the effects of overindulging, can see right through the facade.
I had been employing a similar tactic to this when visiting my perfectly able bodied Sports Physician Ruth; trying to look un-injured. She must have been well use to the scent of strapping tape and ibuprofen, last night’s pool chlorine still seeping from my pores while I attempt to walk in a straight line with my floppy drunk leg then stand on one foot, roll over, and beg.
I went to see Ruth for my check up last week, sixteen weeks after I first got my stress fracture. We sat in her office, with pictures of New Zealand Olympic Athletes covering almost every wall, staring out at me with their He Man quads and their exclusive Olympic Ring tattoos. Ruth performed the sobriety test for what must have been the fifth time now, I wasn’t sure I would nail it, but here goes.
Stand on one foot and sit down, left, then right
Jump up and down on your left foot, then your right
Lie on your back while I poke your Pelvis and rotate your leg/hip area.
She handed me my report card, it’s a pass! Then came the prize, ‘You can start your walk to run program, but I want you to see the podiatrist first to check your running style’. I bounced out to reception and booked in to see the podiatrist, the closest appointment they had was the 15th of December. Nobody can contain a run boner for that long. Nobody.
I phoned Mr Podiatry myself and got an appointment for the upcoming Sunday. I would need to run to be able to have him see my running style. A PARADOX! Don’t run until he sees you run. Run a little bit beforehand so he can see how you run and you’re not totally gammy from four months off. What to do?
This is what
the back to running program FUN looks like!!
The instructions are to do each level of exercise four times, with a day in between each runwalk. Under those instructions this program will take me ten weeks, which seems like an incredibly long time. Anyone who has trained me or trained with me will tell you straight away that I am terrible at sticking to a program, but with this one I am going to break (or heal) the mold.
Ben came with me for runwalk #1. We drove out to Owhiro Bay, one of my favourite places to run and did a few stretches before starting off on the 9 minute walk. As the timer got closer to 9 I was counting down the seconds until I could start that glorious golden minute of running, 8.57, 8.58, 8.59, RUN!
Wind not quite in my hair, legs feeling like they have aged while they have been in storage, over thinking every step, trying to enjoy that little burst of activity before the sixty seconds ended and I was back to a walk. I was really excited about starting a new stage of rehab, and I still am but with each step you have a new ascent, you start from the bottom and you climb all over again until you can see the next peak.
I still have a long way to go to get back to where I was in July, but look how far I’ve come already!
I have been marking this calendar off with my Sharpie each morning pre-porridge/paper/poo, and watching as the days and weeks fall behind, the bad days disappear and the milestones keep coming.
- Crutches are gone after 8 weeks
- I can swim using my legs, and I can Aqua jog, cycle, you name it!
- I CAN RUN! I run across the road to beat the lights, I chase people, I run in to the ocean
- I don’t cry any more, not about being injured anyway. Just over tear jerking X-Factor performances on Youtube
The fact that I can walk 2 km to the pool, swim with my new legs then walk all the way back is a pretty big deal. No more Taxi rides, no hobbling to catch the bus and no more crutches skidding on the slick tiles in the pool. Every day I’ll get a little stronger, and eventually I’ll be back and chasing those PB’s, and having adventures on trails again with my running buddies who I have been missing (and have surely been missing me) so much!
November 25, 2014 at 1:00 pm
I’ll be hoping for a speedy recovery for you! Good luck!
November 30, 2014 at 1:53 pm
November 25, 2014 at 1:21 pm
Yay! I am glad that we managed to tick off “John Sloane” checkbox without too much waiting around 😀 Can’t wait for the next meeting with him next week to find out everything I do wrong when I run. Hopefully you will get better as soon as possible, we have Tarawera to train for 😉
November 25, 2014 at 10:17 pm
Your progress is awesome! So happy for you! It must of been incredibly difficult during your intial recovery.
November 30, 2014 at 1:57 pm
Thank you, yes it was pretty hard at the beginning but I’m thankful to be getting through it. Many lessons were learned 🙂
January 8, 2015 at 9:03 am
Oh gosh, your injury was much more intense than mine! Glad to hear that you are recovering 🙂